The Babylon Bee would like to kindly remind the nation that photoshopping other words or images onto Democrats' little signs is super offensive.
Please, do not do anything to their tiny Brazilian steakhouse paddles to make the Democrats look foolish. That would be very disrespectful and probably against the law.
We thank you all for your kindly cooperation in this matter.
An elite force from DOGE uncovers the most absurd waste of taxpayer dollars.
