OUR DEMOCRACY IS IN GRAVE DANGER, and the only way to save it is to be informed! That's why the democracy experts at the Babylon Bee have written the definitive guide to our constitutional republic.
In our definitive guide, you will learn:
- How to rig elections
- How to bribe politicians
- How to destroy your political opponents online
- How the Constitution protects your right to own an F-15
- How Big Tech companies rule the world from their evil lairs
- How to conduct an insurrection
- Why America is NOT REALLY a democracy
Laugh along with us as we explore the worst political system on earth--except for all the others!
Seriously though- we wrote this book to provide some levity in the midst of a crazy election season. We hope it makes you laugh as much as we laughed while writing it.
Here is a comprehensive list of the only instances it is acceptable for men to shed a tear.