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Fireworks Erupt Over Beijing To Celebrate Biden Inauguration

BEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the middle of the night to celebrate Biden's inauguration as president.

President Xi Jinping presided over the ceremony in which Chinese officials launched fireworks to honor Joe Biden and his plans to help China achieve their international goals with ease.

"Congratulations, Joe --- this is a big win for China!" said President Xi in a speech just before the fireworks were launched over the capital to celebrate his win. "We've really been pulling for you." Special guests at the ceremony included LeBron James and executives from Disney, Apple, Blizzard, and hundreds more U.S. companies.

The display of fireworks was followed by a reception filled with wild partying over the fact that Trump wouldn't be president anymore, allowing China to dominate the United States unhindered.

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