This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/11/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories like all the democratic candidates joining their powers together into a giant mech to take down Bernie Sanders, Brian Williams’ math makes everything clear for us, and Elizabeth Warren heads back home. ‘Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?’ becomes a real game show and Kyle and Ethan talk about billionaires.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about how women have tricked men into cooking and also discuss a Chick-Fil-A miracle. Ethan also pontificates on whether or not flies have souls.
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Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about how we’re not supposed to talk about cognitive decline and flubber-diddles. Ethan got to see comedian Norm MacDonald live. Coronavirus travel restrictions change some of Kyle’s family plans.
Right before Super Tuesday, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar dropped out giving Biden a dominating election night.
Biden got the Robert Francis O’Rourke to endorse him and promised Beto that he could head up his gun control efforts
After a disappointed Super Tuesday, Bloomberg dropped out and endorsed Biden too.
Kamala Harris endorsed Biden too.
How many people didn’t catch this before airing this segment? Producer, scriptwriter, graphics guy, Brian, guest, etc.
“Brian Williams” hosts an exciting episode of ‘Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?’
It’s a sad story.
Topic of the Week - Income inequality and the idea that billionaires are just sitting in a vault of hoarded cash and could solve everyone else’s problems if they gave away all their cash. Looking at income inequality from Christian worldview.
Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - A reverend complains about having to keep explaining to people that the Babylon Bee is “SPOOF!”
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