The Babylon Bee Guide To Physical Contact During The Coronavirus Outbreak

It's always important to avoid physical contact as much as possible, but during the coronavirus outbreak, it's especially important. Here are some techniques to avoid physical contact with others so that you won't just avoid sin, but the sniffles as well.

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