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Biden Signs Executive Order Allowing People To Keep Their Guns As Long As The Barrel Is Tied In A Knot

Hard-Working Plumber Looking Forward To Paying For His Neighbor’s Gender Studies Degree

Separated Couple In Bitter Custody Dispute Over Shared Facebook Profile

Liberal Wants To Join A Union But Realizes He'd Have To Get A Job

Matt Redman Forced To Change Name To More Politically Correct 'Matt Native American'

Merriam-Webster To Determine All Definitions Using Twitter Polls