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New Chick-Fil-A Miraculously Constructed In Six Literal Days

LA MESA, CA—According to astonished sources near the construction site, a brand-new Chick-fil-A restaurant was miraculously built in exactly six literal days, though the construction was originally projected to take many months to complete.

Awestruck local residents gathered around the newly completed restaurant, with nearly everyone present seeing the brand-new Chick-fil-A building and agreeing that “it was good.”

“It’s a miracle,” the site superintendent told reporters. “I’ve never seen anything like it.”

An invisible hand also reportedly fitted the large glass door into place, without any human hand contributing to the work.

At publishing time, the site carpenter had announced he would be taking “at least a day” to rest before moving on to his next project.

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