Okay, Christians, if your god is "so loving," then why would he create someone as annoying as me? I bet you can't answer that question.
Checkmate.
You'll never get out of this one. I even used lower-case "god" as a subtle jab at your belief. Deal with it. If you think that makes me irritating and petty, you must accept that your so-called "god" made me this way, which certainly brings into question his goodness, don't you think? Yeah, I went there.
Checkmate.
He (or she!) didn't even make me an interesting bad person like an authoritarian dictator or a mass murderer or Trump. Instead, the most interesting thing about me is my hat, and maybe my Reddit post that went viral with 235 upvotes last week. What a waste! Again, this proves god doesn't exist.
Checkmate.
There is a clear evolutionary reason for my existence, as annoying people with superior intellects like me are useful for keeping the human race on the path toward greater human evolution as we leave the superstitions of the past behind us. But is there any reason God would make a pretentious little dweeb like me? Of course not.
There are two options here: I am obnoxious as the result of random evolution assembling obnoxious genes over billions of years, or god deliberately made me obnoxious.
Stew on that one for a while, feeble theists.
Brynnleigh is on a mission to stop America from becoming… well, America.
