WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a daring act of resistance, Rep. Nancy Mace has recently announced that she will release as much naked footage of herself as it takes to fight the exploitation of women.
Mace has vowed to make public as many explicit images as it takes for her to pass her proposed bills, which will bring to justice any perverts who exploit women by taking and sharing naked pictures of them.
"Take that, predators and rapists," Mace said, brandishing several nude pictures of herself in front of reporters. "I'm going to end the exploitation of women by releasing all this footage which exploits me — that'll show you perverts. No one should ever be allowed to exploit women by taking videos of them naked and then making those images public. Absolutely no one."
"I will stand for victims who have had inappropriate pictures taken of them with every fiber of my being by exposing the inappropriate pictures taken of me to all the world," Mace added. "Let that be a lesson to you, Patrick Bryant."
Mace then left to go film herself releasing objectifying pictures to the general public to raise awareness about nefarious sexual predators who post objectifying pictures of women.
At publishing time, Bill Clinton was placed under arrest after attempting to raise awareness about sexual assault.
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