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Name: Bill Paxton (no relation)
Pronouns: Xey/Xem/Xerself
Age: 26
Major: Eastern European Art History & Romantic Fiction
Bio: Went to Rome to find herself and never returned
Hobbies: Swim diving. Checkers.
Career: Professional gambler
Debt: $742,000
Welp, there they are. Which one is your favorite? Try to collect them all, and trade with your friends!
The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this documentary of hard-hitting investigative journalism.