Meet Gender Studies Major Chloe And 7 Other Underprivileged College Grads Whose Loans You're Paying Off

Politics · Aug 25, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
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Name: Bill Paxton (no relation)

Pronouns: Xey/Xem/Xerself

Age: 26

Major: Eastern European Art History & Romantic Fiction

Bio: Went to Rome to find herself and never returned

Hobbies: Swim diving. Checkers.

Career: Professional gambler

Debt: $742,000


Welp, there they are. Which one is your favorite? Try to collect them all, and trade with your friends!


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