Meet Gender Studies Major Chloe And 7 Other Underprivileged College Grads Whose Loans You're Paying Off
Politics · Aug 25, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
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Name: Reginald Abernathy III

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: 58

Major: Financial Planning

Bio: Reg's favorite joke is that he works "half-days" at the firm - "7 AM to 7 PM." The student loan transfer was applied to him in error, but he didn't notice because he thought the $10,000 influx was part of his daily bonus for stock portfolio performance!

Hobbies: Wine tasting, tennis, golf.

Career: Senior Private Equity Advisor

Debt: -$2,000,760

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