We applaud you for stepping up and allowing the government to take your money and invest it in the education of complete strangers, just as good and faithful Christians should.
But it's easy to start to feel disconnected from the people you're generously helping as the government forces you to help them. We want you to remember the "human element", so we thought it would be a good idea to profile a few of the grads whose loans you're paying off.
Here are just a few of these less fortunate grads who went to really expensive schools you're helping out:
Watch as a fired Twitter employee applies for her first *actual* job: