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Sharing the Good News can be awkward and nerve-wracking, but it's a command from our Lord, so you'd better do it. But how? Are there any ways to do it on the sly so nobody outs you as one of those weirdo Christians?
The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of ways you can share the Gospel with people around you without letting anyone know you're a Christian:
Whisper in people's ears that Jesus loves them, and when they turn around, ask, "What did you say?" and deny everything: "Who said that?"
Knock them out and hook them up to that machine from Inception, then go three dreams deep and have Leonardo DiCaprio read them the Bible for 70 years: They'll wake up a Christian and never know how they got there.
Share the Gospel in Pig Latin: esusJay ovesLay ouYay.
Say one word of the Bible per day as you walk past your coworker's cubicle, starting with Genesis: Sometimes it pays off to play the long game.
When you hit a parked car, leave a copy of the Sermon on the Mount under their windshield wiper instead of your contact info: You'll be giving them far more important information.
Sneak into your neighbor's bedroom and place a bunch of glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling so when they turn out the lights, they see the face of Jesus smiling down at them: It might take some planning, but they'll thank you later.
End every conversation with, "Yeah, so anyways, I wonder what happens when we die.": Just think of the interesting responses you'll get.
Scratch "Jesus Saves" into your boss's BMW: There's no way they'll miss the message.
Text "God's not dead" to a random phone number: He's living on the inside, roaring like a lion.
Start a burger restaurant, expand to over 400 locations, and print "John 3:16" on the bottoms of your cups: Foolproof.
Follow any of the tips above, and you're guaranteed to point people toward God. Or make them mad. One of the two. Do you have your own ideas for sharing the Gospel in sneaky ways? Post them in the comments.
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