LAPD Braces To See If Riots Tonight Will Be Happy Riots Or Sad Riots

Sports · Feb 13, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back.

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