U.S. — Local Amazon driver Marcus Brooks reportedly called in a wellness check on your wife on Friday afternoon after not delivering any packages addressed to her for a full 24 hours.
According to sources, the Amazon Prime driver grew deeply concerned for the safety of the lady of the house after his orders system showed your address had gone an unprecedented full day without receiving a regular daily order for something or whatever.
"Definitely a red flag," Brooks said. "Zero pending deliveries at this residence is highly unusual. I honestly thought the wife might have succumbed to a carbon monoxide leak, or perhaps been taken hostage, because she never goes 24 hours without having at least a few boxes delivered. Honestly, I was afraid for her well-being."
Brooks called law enforcement and placed the request for a wellness check to determine the status of your wife, hoping that she was still alive and well despite her lack of Amazon orders.
At publishing time, a police spokesman confirmed that your wife was completely fine and was currently in the process of filling up her Amazon cart to place a large "Subscribe & Save" order later this evening.
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