U.S.—Netflix has apologized after an apparent programming error led to the complete text of Romans chapter 1 being broadcast over Michelle Wolf’s latest episode, which included a joyous “Salute to Abortion” segment.
Netflix engineers claim the company’s subtitle system was “suddenly overridden” and began displaying the verses that describe how God’s wrath is progressively revealed against humanity as He gives them up to a their debased minds and unrighteous practices, just as a beaming Wolf marched out onstage proclaiming that women should “get an abortion!”
“It was the weirdest thing,” Netflix coder Bill Harp said. “We had all the proper text loaded, and it just instantly changed to this entire chapter of the Bible showing up instead. We tried to change it but kept getting locked out of the system. I don’t want to say it was an act of God or anything. But yeah, it was an act of God.”
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