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U.S. — Sources confirmed on Thursday that, following a raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home on October 12, DHS officials seized her mobile phone, but decided to let her keep a pager.
The DHS officers initially confiscated all of Omar's electronic devices. However, after seeing one of them was a simple pager, it was quickly returned to the Representative.
"You, uh, you can keep that one," said DHS officer Ed Searce, handing Omar's pager back. "Yeah, just hang on to that for us, keep it close. Let's get out of here, fellas."
When asked why Omar got to keep her pager even when they took her phone, DHS officials appeared to dodge the question: "Our investigative team is wholly committed to leaving no stone unturned, and also to not dying in a fiery explosion," said Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin. "For safekeeping, the pager was best left in Ms. Omar's hands. Trust me."
According to witnesses, Omar had offered to demonstrate that the pager still worked, prompting the agents to hit the ground. "No!! No, that's fine. You don't have to press anything," Searce said, slowly backing toward the front door. "We believe you. This is actually the most we've ever believed anybody."
At publishing time, Omar had offered to bring the pager to a congressional hearing, prompting rare bipartisan agreement that Zoom would be fine.
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