Get A Load Of This White-Knighting SIMP Saving A Princess From A Dragon
Worldviews · Apr 11, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Get a load of this idiot white-knight SIMP trying to save a princess from a dragon. What a beta male!

This guy just showed up in a suit of armor and started hacking away at a dragon, risking his life and limb to protect a princess who doesn't even know his name. He doesn't owe her a thing. If a woman doesn't respect you enough to remember you're one of the twelve knights of her father's realm, you're being a total doormat and letting her walk all over you. This guy doesn't care. He's a total cuck.

Oh, now he's using a shield to protect himself from a blast of deadly fire? Real low-T move there, buddy. Real men are impervious to fire damage. If he had trained properly he wouldn't even need armor.

Don't be like this soy boy. Fighting that dragon is just playing into her hands and giving her control. Men should be in control. Never simp. A woman's job is to provide happiness and support, but you don't beg for it. You earn it by being an alpha, not by saving her from a dragon.

She's probably a gold digger anyway. Just look at her. A total mid. Maybe a 6 at best. Did you notice this loser didn't even ask the girl what her body count was before he just charged in? Pathetic.

There's no valor in being taken advantage of. That princess is walking all over him, just like the dragon is trying to. If I were him, I'd walk away and let the dragon eat her. If she somehow survives, maybe she can be his concubine, but she probably won't because this knight is clearly a weak feminist.

That dragon, on the other hand, wow. That's a REAL man.


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