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Embarrassed Fan Insists He Only Watches 'Game Of Thrones' For The Nudity

BRENTWOOD, MD—Embarrassed by the contrived plot, cringey writing, and nonsensical twists in Game of Thrones, Local man Kyle Barton insisted to his friends that he only watches the show for the nudity.

"I don't watch it for the terrible plot and writing, I swear!" he claimed after his coworker found out he still watched the show. "I'm---I'm just watching it for a friend! I really don't care about the plot at all."

When his colleagues then pointed out that there hasn't been much nudity this season at all, Barton began sweating profusely as he tried to wriggle out of the situation.

"I---I mean, I don't even know what's going on in the show. Dany who? There are dragons? I'm just here for the boobs! Ahhhhh!!!!"

He then leaped out an adjacent window and ran away.

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