U.S. — With the release of the 435th book about what is wrong with the church today, theologians agree that Christianity has finally been saved.
"All the other books explaining what is wrong with the church just didn't do the trick. We needed one more," said respected Pastor John Wilkes. "I had thought the Bible would have been enough to keep us on course, but I was wrong. This new book about what's wrong with the church finally clears things up. It's about time."
According to sources, the gates of Hades were about to prevail against the church until Dr. Hendricks Quill wrote The Lost Church, the 435th book about how the church had lost its way.
Though the Apostle Paul gave lots of authoritative instructions about the church, Christians generally agree that this new book is what will finally fix Christianity.
"It's kind of weird that God waited 2,000 years to save Christianity with this book, but God works in mysterious ways," said Chelsea Crest, a Christian wife and perpetual worrier.
At publishing time, the Christian church was nearly wiped out again until yet another book was written explaining everything that was wrong with the church.
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