With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves a difficult question: Am I married to my brother? Don't worry. We'll help you sort this out.
Here are nine signs to look for you might be married to your brother:
You have the same parents: This probably should have tipped you off.
You grew up in the same house together and he always calls you sister: At least you had a healthy relationship — at the time.
He gave you a noogie after "kissing the bride": Evidence of a clear sibling rivalry.
Nobody knew which side to sit on at your wedding: Talk about awkward.
Your kids have 3 arms and 8 eyes: Sad.
Your mother-in-law is also your regular mother: And she actually likes you.
He's straight, but says things to you like "stop trying to kiss me, that's a crime against nature," "why don't you have your own bedroom" and "you are my sister, what is wrong with you?": Contrary to popular belief, this is not playful love banter.
Whenever you have a marital spat, he pouts and says "I'm telling Mom!": This is a bad sign.
At marriage counseling he puts his finger right next to your eyeball and says "I'm not touching you": Also, your marriage counselor said your entire relationship is incestual and inappropriate.
If you tick any of these boxes (especially the first one), you might be married to your brother. Not good.
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