LANDSBERG — President Joe Biden has announced the release of an autobiographical memoir entitled My Struggle, detailing his strategic plans for growing the power of the government and taking over the world. The book reportedly describes the reasoning for his hatred of certain people groups and why his political enemies must be crushed if the nation is to once again become a great empire. "He who would live must fight. He who doesn't wish to fight in this world, where permanent struggle is the law of life, has not the right to exist," Biden writes in the text. Biden also suggests that certain portions of the national population should be reformed or exterminated with this excerpt: "Be proud of your people when you don't have to be ashamed of any of its social classes." The book goes on sale next Tuesday at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, and Stormfront.
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