CHICAGO, IL — Two of the top conservative media personalities experienced a painfully awkward moment at the Democratic National Convention last night, as an undercover James O'Keefe began hitting on an undercover Matt Walsh.
Though the confrontation initially started as a seemingly harmless interaction between an enthusiastic gay Democrat voter (O'Keefe) striking up a conversation with an aggressive DEI proponent (Walsh), the conversation took a flirtatious turn.
"Hello there, Mr. Tall, Dark, and Bearded," the flamboyant O'Keefe was heard lisping to Walsh. "What brings you here to our beautiful little convention? I could tell from your man bun that you weren't part of the media, and your beard says you're not a politician, so to what do I owe the pleasure?"
Witnesses said Walsh appeared uncomfortable but did not want to blow his cover. "Um, how do you do, fellow liberal?" Walsh growled. "I came to gather with my fellow liberals to, uh, talk about liberal things and be super liberal. Oh, and to nominate a woman, right? But, let's be honest, what is a woman anyway?"
O'Keefe froze upon realizing who he was speaking to. "Wait… ‘what is a woman?'" He asked. "Walsh?! Is that you?! It's me! James O'Keefe! I'm pretending to be gay again!"
"James O'Keefe? Oh, thank God," Walsh replied. "I didn't realize it was you flirting with me."
"Pretending to flirt," O'Kefee interjected.
"Right. Pretending to flirt," Walsh clarified. "So hey, let's not ever talk about this ever again, yeah?"
"Deal," O'Keefe agreed.
At publishing time, witnesses of the awkward interaction said they last saw Walsh heading toward the CNN broadcast area while O'Keefe set off to attempt to fake-seduce Don Lemon.
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