The newly opened Barack Obama Presidential Center contains so much more than documents from Obama's time in office; there are dozens of incredible, interactive exhibits for visitors of all ages.
After taking an exclusive tour, The Babylon Bee compiled the following list ot the nine coolest things that you can do at the Obama Library:
Drone strike a real American citizen: You'll see just why Obama loved doing it.
Remote control an animatronic Joe Biden: It looks like the real thing.
Enjoy the "Who Killed the Chef?" murder mystery dinner: Paddleboards not included.
Get your name engraved on a Nobel Peace Prize: You earned it.
Throw an actual Catholic nun in jail: Another one of Barack's favorite pastimes.
Create your own fake birth certificate: See what the exhibit looks like here.
Fire the super laser to destroy Alderaan: You may fire when ready.
Publish your very own memoir: And then a second, and a third.
An escape room where if you lose, you have to endorse Kamala: Better luck next time, chief.
There's something for everyone at the new Obama Library. Let us know your favorite exhibit in the comments.
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