CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all ages where guests can make their own birth certificate.
The hotly anticipated feature will allow visitors to step into the shoes of America's 44th president.
"Wow! Now I'm an American citizen just like Obama!" said one Kenyan child. "It's so easy!"
According to Visitor Services, the interactive exhibit allows visitors to print real, legally binding birth certificates just like Obama did before he ran for president. "Immigration enforcement can't tell the difference," one employee explained. "I, myself, am now from Middle-earth and entitled to all the rights of a legal Hobbit. So cool!"
Hundreds of excited visitors were reportedly wowed by the interactive exhibit and printed out new certificates saying they were born in Narnia or Arrakis.
"We're delighted by the interest in our new exhibit," said a Somali staff member at the presidential library who now identifies as a natural-born citizen from Iowa named "Dave."
At publishing time, the Obama Presidential Center had unveiled another exhibit where visitors can don VR goggles and pretend to drone strike Yemen.
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