8 New Kid-Friendly Shows Coming To Netflix

Entertainment · Oct 2, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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Netflix has come under fire recently for inserting trans content in its kids' programming. In response to the controversy, the streaming platform revealed plans to revamp its entire children's section with new shows designed to win back angry parents.

Check out these 8 new kid-friendly shows:


  1. Homomelon: This educational show, designed for preschoolers, guides kids through every letter in the LGBTQ+ pantheon.

  2. Dora the Sexuality Explorer: Dora, now in her late teens, takes time away from exploring lost ruins to instead find the most important thing... herself.

  3. Mickey Mouse Bathhouse: Any child who watches this show will receive an educational experience unlike any other.

  4. Queerious George: In the first episode, George sees two men holding hands and wants to know more.

  5. How To Trans Your Dragon: Join Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and Toothless on a brand-new Netflix-exclusive adventure where they provide gender affirming care to a wild dragon.

  6. Yo Grabba My Gabba!: This spin-off series to Yo Gabba Gabba! has been banned in 20 different countries. So far.

  7. Barney & Friends With Benefits: This delightful blast from the past is indistinguishable from a furry convention.

  8. Teletubbies: The hit 1997 show is back. No changes whatsoever.


Looks like Netflix is ushering in a new golden age of kids' programming. Which one are you most looking forward to? Let us know in the comments below.


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