TULSA, OK — One local Conservative family announced this week that they would absolutely be canceling their Netflix account forever for the fifth time.
The Johnson family revealed that they were fed up with the progressive content on the platform and absolutely would not pay for it until a new season of one of their favorite shows was available to watch.
"I am outraged at all the LGBTQ+ whatever I see on Netflix these days," family patriarch Paul Johnson said. "We're cancelling our account forever… again. Just like we did last year."
Mom Karen Johnson said she saw reports of cultural propaganda on the streaming service and decided at that moment to cancel the family's subscription forever, but for real this time.
"No more. I mean it. I mean, I am excited for the final season of Stranger Things to come out, but I won't be tempted to renew our account," Karen said. "We're committed to protecting our kids from all this stuff, and I won't have it in my house and… oh, look, another season of that show Wednesday is out. I'd like to watch that."
The Johnsons committed to cancelling their account permanently this week after online influencers exposed massive amounts of inappropriate materials in Netflix's youth and children's programming. They say this time, they're absolutely not renewing, ever, until something piques their interest.
At publishing time, Paul Johnson said the fact that Netflix has a fantastic winter lineup would have no sway on his decision to cancel his subscription forever. Probably.
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