RFK, Jr. is on the war path and he's taking all the artificial food dyes with him. But why? We consulted with the world's finest doctors to learn why artificial dyes are so dangerous.
Check out these dangerous effects of food dyes:
Orange skin: Trump was a cautionary tale. Don't let it happen to you.
If you get cancer, your tumors will be green: As if getting cancer wasn't bad enough.
You might blow up like Violet in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: One of the most terrifying movies ever made.
Your teeth might look kinda red, and someone might think you're a vampire and try to put a stake through your heart: Don't say we didn't warn you.
Diminished ability to appreciate neutral colors: Exciting colors are the leading cause of ADHD.
According to studies in mice, they're bad for mice: Protect mice.
Peer-reviewed studies have determined that if you hold a person beneath the surface of a vat of Red Dye #40 for over five minutes, they will drown: And that's bad.
How horrifying! What other problems are caused by artificial dyes. Let us know in the comments below.
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