23 Gifts The Wise Men Should Have Brought Instead

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The Wise Men may have done well to find the Christ child, but to be frank, the gifts they brought left something to be desired. Here are 23 other gifts that the Wise Men should have brought instead:

Groupon for a spa day: Everyone could have really used it.
Pointed stick to poke the little drummer boy with: Would've been Mary's favorite.
Starlink: Really would have helped finding the way back home.
Bitcoin: Can you imagine what it would be worth now?
Parents' guide for raising God made flesh: Could have come in handy.
Mormon casserole: Everyone loves a Mormon casserole.
White noise machine: So much more practical than frankincense.
"Savior of the Universe" onesie: Opportunity missed.
Baby toy shaped like a Roku remote for Jesus to play with: Nothing babies love more.
Nintendo Wii: Would have been so fun.
Amazon gift card: You can never go wrong with this.
A subscription to the Babylon Bee: Joseph would have been a huge fan, we just know it.
Baby GPS tracker: Helpful for those temple wanderings.
A lamp shaped like a woman's leg: Classic!
BOB stroller: Travel could have been SO much easier.
Body pillow: Joseph would've hated it, but too bad.
Plastic wading pool: Never too early to start walking on water.
The Joel Osteen inspiration cube: Help the Holy Family live their best life now.
The hit Christian board game "Settlers of Canaan": What a gem that one was.
Lexus with a giant bow on top: Myrrh cannot compete.
Offer to clean manure out of stable: Seriously, pretty basic.
Table saw: The carpenter's dream.
LEGO Hogwarts: Everyone wants a LEGO Hogwarts.

Too bad, Wise Men! You missed your chance with these amazing gift ideas.

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