A new chapter in history was written last week, as Elon Musk formed the America Party as a foil to the Republican-Democratic "uniparty" system. Some of the big names who have already jumped on board may surprise you.
Here are all the celebrities in the America Party:
Thomas Massie: His desire to make America fiscally responsible makes him a natural fit to be the first nerd on board.
Tesla's Optimus robot: A shoo-in to be the party's very first presidential nominee.
A cat girl: Elon loves cat girls.
Carrot Top: Or, as he will soon be known, Senator Carrot Top.
Big Balls: A trusted right-hand man for Elon, Big Balls will give the party instant name recognition.
Rand Paul: It's time to start accomplishing pretty much nothing of note for a whole different political party.
A hologram of the late Milton Friedman: He'll redpill the whole world to be fiscally responsible.
Thomas Massie: Wait, did we already list him?
Joe Biden: Full disclosure, he doesn't really know where he is or what he's signing up for.
Jeb!: He'll bring some much-needed energy to this exciting movement.
Seth Dillon: He owes Elon. A lot.
Did we mention Thomas Massie? Those are only a few of the dozens — DOZENS — of people flocking to the American Party. Who else would be a good fit? Post your suggestions in the comments.
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