The fearsome British Police have tightened up their bobby hats and begun a vicious crackdown on online posts, vowing to even extradite American citizens for offensive memes! Here are ten social media posts that could now land you locked up in British jail:
"God Save the Queen!": It's Allah save the Queen, you Islamophobe.
"Soccer is gay.": Double life sentence for calling football "soccer".
"No tea, thanks.": How. Dare. You.
"I would prefer my young daughter not be stabbed by an Islamic terrorist.": Keep your bigotry to yourself.
"This is a picture of a cookie.": IT'S A BISCUIT, YOU CRIMINAL.
"Can't wait to try out my British accent on our trip to London. G'day, mate!": Okay, you might deserve a little jail time for this.
"I'm Anglican, I don't want to wear a burqa and bow to Mecca.": Will the xenophobia never end?
"Oy guv'nah, peck a peachy swarthing in ya bop.": WHAT DID YOU SAY??
"English and Irish accents sound exactly the same.": Straight to jail.
This article you are reading right now: Oh no! The bobbies are at your door!
Keep this list in mind and remember the new, super-friendly British Police motto - think before you post!
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