People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to live.
Check out these top 10 reasons burn your current house to the ground and start a new life in Ohio:
There are no professional sports teams: You won't have to worry about getting distracted by great football, baseball, or basketball games.
Skyline Chili: The bizarre mixture of chili and spaghetti is beloved by dozens.
No tourists: Nobody ever vacations there, so you never have to worry about summer crowds.
It's low on the list of vital areas of the U.S. to get nuked: You'll be safe from the fallout while other, more exciting states are destroyed.
Affordable burritos: Perfect for families with a lot of kids.
You could get superpowers from one of the many railroad chemical spills: Please resolve to use your powers only for good.
A lot of people were born there, like Thomas Edison and the Wright Brothers: They went on to do great things in other states.
You can proudly serve in the ongoing war against Michigan: Thank you in advance for your service.
Your chances of being killed and eaten by a Haitian migrant have dropped to just 16%: It's not a zero percent chance, but it's much better than it was.
It's not West Virginia: That definitely counts for something.
Looks like America's 17th state might be its best yet. Any Ohioans out there with more reasons people should move there? Post them in the comments below.
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