Poor Kamala has struggled during interviews to think of any differences between herself and President Biden, so the Babylon Bee has graciously decided to help her out! Here is a helpful list of the ten clear, distinct differences between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden:
Kamala Harris: Brain-dead.
Joe Biden: Actually dead.
Kamala Harris: Slept her way to the top.
Joe Biden: Sleeping while he's at the top.
Kamala Harris: Could possibly be next president, but it's not a sure thing.
Joe Biden: Could possibly be our current president, but it's not a sure thing.
Kamala Harris: Cringey black accent.
Joe Biden: Black accent pretty solid, actually.
Kamala Harris: Struggles to use new wired earbuds.
Joe Biden: Struggles with new-fangled rotary phone.
Kamala Harris: Drunk.
Joe Biden: Could be drunk, but no way to tell.
Kamala Harris: Mortal enemy is pop question.
Joe Biden: Mortal enemy is Corn Pop.
Kamala Harris: Loves a bag of Doritos.
Joe Biden: Got in argument with bag of Doritos.
Kamala Harris: Incapable of completing coherent sentence.
Joe Biden: Depends on how many drugs Jill gave him.
Kamala Harris: Married to a man who abuses young women.
Joe Biden: Married to a woman who abuses old men.
You're welcome, Kamala! Next time an interviewer asks what's different, you'll be ready.
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