10 Differences Between Kamala Harris And Joe Biden
Politics · Oct 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Poor Kamala has struggled during interviews to think of any differences between herself and President Biden, so the Babylon Bee has graciously decided to help her out! Here is a helpful list of the ten clear, distinct differences between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden:


Kamala Harris: Brain-dead.

Joe Biden: Actually dead.


Kamala Harris: Slept her way to the top.

Joe Biden: Sleeping while he's at the top.


Kamala Harris: Could possibly be next president, but it's not a sure thing.

Joe Biden: Could possibly be our current president, but it's not a sure thing.


Kamala Harris: Cringey black accent.

Joe Biden: Black accent pretty solid, actually.


Kamala Harris: Struggles to use new wired earbuds.

Joe Biden: Struggles with new-fangled rotary phone.


Kamala Harris: Drunk.

Joe Biden: Could be drunk, but no way to tell.


Kamala Harris: Mortal enemy is pop question.

Joe Biden: Mortal enemy is Corn Pop.


Kamala Harris: Loves a bag of Doritos.

Joe Biden: Got in argument with bag of Doritos.


Kamala Harris: Incapable of completing coherent sentence.

Joe Biden: Depends on how many drugs Jill gave him.


Kamala Harris: Married to a man who abuses young women.

Joe Biden: Married to a woman who abuses old men.


You're welcome, Kamala! Next time an interviewer asks what's different, you'll be ready.


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