HOUSTON, TX — Upon seeing a cute new girl at school this morning, local teenager Jeremy Camden felt pretty sure the Holy Spirit was leading him to go talk to her and maybe invite her to hang out on Friday.
"Yep, the Spirit is definitely moving," said Camden, feeling his heart flutter. "Pretty sure my heart racing and lips feeling numb is what the Spirit feels like."
According to sources, Camden immediately introduced himself to Stacy Reynolds and offered to show her around. "Just trying to be a good neighbor," explained Camden. "She clearly needed someone to help guide her through the new school, and I'm here to serve - no matter how pretty her face is. As soon as I felt that tug on my heart, I had to help."
Always a giver, Camden then sacrificially asked if Stacy would like to sit by him at lunch and perhaps check out his Camaro later.
At publishing time, Camden felt pretty sure that the Spirit was already leading him to ask Stacy to homecoming, as he felt very sure they could glorify God well together.
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