Hey, friend, you might be ready to relax, but before you do, you should ask yourself one question first: Is it your wife's birthday today?
You do not want to forget her birthday.
To be safe, check for these telltale signs that today is her special day:
Her birthday was on this very same day last year: Be aware that birthdays are annual traditions.
A reminder popped up on your phone that says, "Sheila's Birthday": If your wife's name is Sheila, it's probably her birthday.
You're holding this list she gave you a couple of weeks ago of things she would like: It sure seemed strange at the time, but now it makes perfect sense.
She keeps getting all these nice, thoughtful calls from friends and family: Very unusual.
Seems like she's expecting something a little nicer than Wendy's for dinner tonight: Hope there's a Sizzler nearby.
There are people inside your home singing "Happy Birthday" to your wife: Who let them in? That's a mystery for another time.
The birthday cake everyone is gathered around doesn't have any cartoon characters on it: That means it's definitely not your birthday.
She looks older: That settles it.
If you pick up on any of these signs, you'd better have a gift ready. Know any other convenient signs? Post them in the comments below.
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