9 Names For The Hurricane That Would Be Way Cooler Than 'Milton'

U.S. · Oct 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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With a potentially catastrophic storm hurtling through the Gulf, Floridians have been asking one question: was "Milton" really the best they could come up with? Here are 9 alternatives that would have been way, way cooler:

  1. Bonesaw: No one would be trying to "ride it out" if it were Hurricane BONESAW.

  2. Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North: A mouthful, but worth it.

  3. Jamaal: Why can't we have a black hurricane for once?

  4. Sharknado Spawn 3000: So cool sounding.

  5. Your Mom: Biggest. Hurricane. Ever.

  6. Sauron: I mean, the Eye of Sauron? Missed opportunity.

  7. I.P. Freely: Classic!

  8. LaFawnduh: The memes would have been so fun.

  9. Carl: I mean, anything is better than "Milton".

Do better, National Weather Service!


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