With a potentially catastrophic storm hurtling through the Gulf, Floridians have been asking one question: was "Milton" really the best they could come up with? Here are 9 alternatives that would have been way, way cooler:
Bonesaw: No one would be trying to "ride it out" if it were Hurricane BONESAW.
Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North: A mouthful, but worth it.
Jamaal: Why can't we have a black hurricane for once?
Sharknado Spawn 3000: So cool sounding.
Your Mom: Biggest. Hurricane. Ever.
Sauron: I mean, the Eye of Sauron? Missed opportunity.
I.P. Freely: Classic!
LaFawnduh: The memes would have been so fun.
Carl: I mean, anything is better than "Milton".
Do better, National Weather Service!
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