WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the release of additional January 6 security footage, FBI Director Christopher Wray announced that the bureau would record 44,000 hours of live commentary for a special extended edition release on DVD.
"People want commentary from the experts, and no one knows January 6 better than the people who orchestrated the entire show," said Wray. "Which is us. We did January 6."
"In case you weren't aware."
Commentary is expected to feature insight from the actual federal agents who infiltrated the Trump rally and directly instigated entering the Capitol building. Agents will reportedly share a mix of political commentary, their thoughts on the overarching themes of the Jan 6 event, and fun behind-the-scenes trivia.
Additional special features for the home release of The January 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol: Special Extended Insurrection Edition also include:
- Deleted Scenes
- HBO First Look: Making an Insurrection
- From Book to Script
- Where is Ray Epps? Interactive Game
- Post Production: Controlling a Narrative
- Special Epilogue by Elijah Wood
According to sources, the FBI is busy working on a sequel to the explosive production to be used if Trump gets elected again.
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