ROANOKE, VA — A man awoke from a year-long coma this morning, then eagerly checked his phone to see how unified and virtuous the American political right became in the wake of Charlie Kirk's death.
With the surging conservative movement galvanized like never before in the days after Kirk's assassination, 44-year-old Thomas Stephens could not wait to see what good had been wrought from that awful tragedy.
"I'm sure they've come together and done incredible things in honor of Charlie," said Stephens. "The sorrow and grief of losing him was so deep and profound. It had to have unified the right like no other event ever could. Gosh, with all the new TPUSA chapters going up the day after Charlie's murder, it was probably a watershed moment for the conservative movement among the younger generation. I'm really looking forward to seeing what the American right did with this historic opportunity for good."
Stephens planned to seek out a local TPUSA chapter after being released from the hospital, wanting to know how the major figures on the right cared for Kirk's bereaved wife and children. "It will be so beautiful to see the comfort and care Erika and the kids were shown," said Stephens. "The searing pain of losing Charlie will always hurt, but I know we rallied around each other and did everything possible to continue his work. I'm just eager to see what happened."
At publishing time, Stephens had told hospital staff that he was eager to catch up on his favorite podcasts and find out how supportive they had been for Charlie's family in the year since his death.
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