WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several prominent Democrats have stepped forward to remind the country that an election winner may not be declared until 110% of the vote is done being counted.
According to Democrat Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, Americans should be prepared to wait until election authorities finish counting and double-counting all 110% of the votes cast today.
"In order to support a stable and secure electoral situation, we all need to remember that counting all 110% of the votes could take quite some time," Schumer reminded voters. "This is completely, totally normal and certainly not a cause for any concern whatsoever. Just everybody simmer down and wait patiently."
Several other prominent Democrats, including Rashida Tlaib, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, and Nancy Pelosi have supported Schumer's comments, asking that all Americans wait until all the correct votes have been counted.
At publishing time, Democrats had also reminded everyone that voting in border states might take a little longer than usual so that undocumented migrants can all get a chance to vote as well.
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