8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To

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You may have recently realized that prominent figures can easily slide off the hook by pleading the Fifth Amendment, but did you know it's possible to plead the Fifth at home as well? Husbands, stop incriminating yourselves by simply pleading the Fifth when faced when any of these eight questions:

"If I die first, how long until you remarry?": There is no answer here that does not lead to your untimely death.
"Am I becoming like my mother?": Brother, this is why the Fifth Amendment was invented.
"Are you sad you married me and not my sister Rachel?": Keep your mouth shut, Jacob.
"Are you thinking about the Roman Empire right now?": No way. Totally locked into that anniversary dinner.
"Why did you order me extra lettuce on my Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme?": Now is not the time to say "for poops and giggles."
"Did you know that COVID leaked from a lab while simultaneously trying to silence those who said so in order to protect yourself because you funded said lab?": We have it on good legal authority you should go with the Fifth.
"Sydney Sweeney's not even that hot, right?": Plead the Fifth, then start running.
"Why are you laughing at that Babylon Bee list of eight questions husbands should always plead the Fifth to?": Uh-oh.

Never testify against yourself again with this one, simple trick. Let us know in the comments any other questions you find yourself pleading the Fifth to.

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