WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden has announced a much-needed "Day Of Visibility" for the most visible population in the entirety of human history.
"For far too long, Americans have not seen the bearded men in dresses twerking in their faces," said President Biden. "That ends on Easter."
President Biden's declared day of visibility will bring awareness to the community plastered all over every media outlet, every government branch, every town parade, every corporate advertisement, and beamed through the internet to every device on planet earth. According to sources, this has created consternation amongst the Biden administration as aides are unsure how the transgender movement could possibly be any more visible.
"What do we even do?" asked White House aide Shelly Marks. "There is literally no way to make them even more visible. Trans people nude on the White House lawn? Aw, shoot, we already did that. Think, think!"
At publishing time, the White House had reportedly decided to put puberty blockers in the eggs for the White House egg hunt.
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