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· Aug 10, 2026
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Report: White People Completely Unaffected By Jalapeño Recall
U.S. - A new report confirmed that white people remained totally unaffected after a massive recall was issued across the U.S. for contaminated jalapeñ...
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· Aug 7, 2026
· 92
Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet
EDEN - Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a fl...
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· Aug 8, 2026
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Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the tide. Here are just ten of the many great reaso...
Sports
· Aug 9, 2026
· 92
Bigotry Rears Ugly Head As WNBA Refuses To Allow This Stunning, Beautiful Woman Into League
U.S. - In a disgusting act of appalling bigotry, the WNBA is refusing to allow a stunning, beautiful woman into the league on the grounds that she is ...
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· Aug 7, 2026
· 76
Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Staff for Mitch McConnell assured the nation that the Kentucky senator had been dropped off at a nice farm in the country where he ...
Economy
· Aug 6, 2026
· 103
7 Hacks To Obtain A Burrito For Less Than $20
Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not - there are still ways to get them without having to shell out $20 a pop. Y...
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· Aug 6, 2026
· 75
Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony ...
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· Aug 6, 2026
· 41
Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation's Strategic Burrito Reserve
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis head-on by tappin...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 59
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Church
· Aug 4, 2026
· 154
Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are
All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves?
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· Jun 15, 2026
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How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
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· May 19, 2026
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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