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· Oct 19, 2026
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10 Halloween Decorations To Scare Your Liberal Neighbors
Halloween is more than just a great opportunity to score Snickers bars from your kids' baskets. It's also the chance to deck out your lawn in a way th...
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· Oct 19, 2026
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French Protesters Demand More Socialism To Fix Problems Caused By Socialism
PARIS - Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism.
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· Oct 19, 2026
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Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans
PARIS - The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past week filming a massive cam...
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· Oct 16, 2026
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Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers
LOS ANGELES, CA - Hours after being swept out of the playoffs by the Milwaukee Brewers, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that the organization had pu...
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· Oct 19, 2026
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900 Injured At Peaceful Chicago 'No Kings' Rally
CHICAGO, IL - Just 900 people were injured during the latest "No Kings" protest - a record low for the Chicago area - proving the protest technically ...
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· Oct 17, 2026
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Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again
TOPEKA, KS - Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.
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· Oct 16, 2026
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Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles
JUPITER ISLAND, FL - Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he's flippe...
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· Oct 15, 2026
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Ilhan Omar To Be Deported To Dearborn, Michigan
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Federal immigration authorities announced today that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar would be deported from the United States to Dearborn,...
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· Oct 16, 2026
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Katie Zacharia Fired Despite Lying About Qualifications And Being Awful At Her Job
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Katie Zacharia was reportedly fired from her role as White House Press Secretary despite lying about her qualifications and being a...
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· Oct 16, 2026
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Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism
ANN ARBOR, MI - As the heated race for the open U.S. Senate seat in Michigan entered its final weeks, Democratic candidate Abdul Al-Sayed issued a fat...
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· Oct 19, 2026
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How Was Church? Paris Edition
Some people just do whatever they want to do on Sundays like going for a jog through the park, checking out their favorite little coffee shop, or burn...
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· Oct 16, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 16, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week -- and to save our dear readers from the dread...
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· Oct 15, 2026
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10 Times 'The Babylon Bee' Roasted Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Omar is an amazing congresswoman. The Babylon Bee would know, since we've been following her political career very closely and are among her big...
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· Oct 14, 2026
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More Rejected Headlines That Were Cast Into The Fires Of Mount Doom
A well-crafted Babylon Bee headline can be powerful; a kernel of truth wrapped up in pithy humor that can be wielded for good against lies of the evil...
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