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· Jan 16, 2026
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Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed until President Donald Trump could co...
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· Jan 15, 2026
· 74
New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat
SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER - The exploration of other strange, new worlds and the seeking out of new life and new civilizations hit an unexpected snag ...
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· 31
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· 43
Democrats Respond To RFK With New Food Pentagram
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· 89
Trump Airdrops 'Make Iran Great Again' Hats To Help Iranian Protesters
World · Jan 14, 2026
· 57
Bill Clinton Says He’ll Gladly Testify On Epstein Case Just As Soon He Gets Back From This Cool Island
Politics · Jan 14, 2026
· 52
Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia
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· Jan 14, 2026
· 86
Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to brin...
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 123
U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...
World
· Jan 15, 2026
· 57
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
BRUSSELS - Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland fr...
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· Jan 14, 2026
· 82
Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 69
Supreme Court Justices Bring In Ms. Rachel To Explain Cases To Ketanji Brown Jackson
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With arguments being presented on issues that will have far-reaching effects on shaping the future of American laws, society, and c...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 171
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First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 76
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 95
St. Peter Shows Scott Adams To His Glorious Heavenly Cubicle
HEAVEN - Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the "Dilbert" comic strip, has just been shown to the glorious heavenly cubicle where he w...
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