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Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long - Article image
Faith Tips · Nov 9, 2025 · 21
Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long

FRESNO, CA - Local man Dennis Townsend has converted to Seventh Day Adventism in order to spend all Sunday sitting on the couch watching NFL games.

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Life · Nov 7, 2025 · 64
Email Does Not Find Man Well

DENVER, CO - Sad reports indicated that a work email sent to a local man on Friday morning did not, in fact, find him well.

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Family · Nov 8, 2025 · 61
First Grader Anxiously Awaits Turn To Butcher ‘Für Elise’

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PHOENIX, AZ - New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year's top U-Haul salesman, ending a record-breaking five-year s...

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Doing good works requires time, effort, and energy. Or does it? What if you could rack up some good works without even leaving your couch?

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NEW YORK, NY - In his first official act as mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani moved the mayor's office under a children's hospital.
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