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Wife Making Weekend Plans Completely Unaware That Husband Is In Heated Battle For America's Soul In Facebook Comments Section - Article image
Family · Sep 19, 2025 · 58
Wife Making Weekend Plans Completely Unaware That Husband Is In Heated Battle For America's Soul In Facebook Comments Section

TOLEDO, OH - Local wife Cindy Houston admitted she was totally unaware her husband was locked in a virtuous battle for the soul of America on Facebook...

Dems Warn Someday Conservatives Will Find Out What It’s Like To Be Canceled - Article image
Politics · Sep 19, 2025 · 47
Dems Warn Someday Conservatives Will Find Out What It’s Like To Be Canceled

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Prominent Democrats issued an ominous warning to conservatives in light of Jimmy Kimmel's sudden cancellation, vowing that someday,...

Researchers Say Modern Man Unable To Create Shows As Good As 'Animaniacs' - Article image
Science · Sep 19, 2025 · 52
Researchers Say Modern Man Unable To Create Shows As Good As 'Animaniacs'

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Despite years of attempts by the most brilliant minds on the planet, researchers said that modern man is unable to create any televisi...
Jimmy Kimmel: 'I Am The First Victim Of The Murder Of Charlie Kirk'
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Celebs · Sep 19, 2025 · 71

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Comedian and indefinitely suspended late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel issued a statement on Friday in which he had the unfortunate task ...

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Celebs · Sep 19, 2025 · 76
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Jimmy Kimmel may have been relieved of his duties at Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but that doesn't mean he's ready to retire. He's only 57, has bills to pay, a...

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Jimmy Kimmel may have been relieved of his duties at Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but that doesn't mean he's ready to retire. He's only 57, has bills to pay, a...
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Science · Sep 19, 2025 · 52
Researchers Say Modern Man Unable To Create Shows As Good As 'Animaniacs'

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Despite years of attempts by the most brilliant minds on the planet, researchers said that modern man is unable to create any televisi...

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Worldviews · Sep 17, 2025 · 83
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As the investigation into Charlie Kirk's assassin continues, debate has raged in the public square about which ideology the killer followed.
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Family · Sep 17, 2025 · 99
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Listen up, men. It's time to put the ways of misogyny behind you and stop calling your wife outdated, sexist terms like "beautiful." Instead, try any ...
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Politics · Sep 17, 2025 · 106
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