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· Nov 17, 2025
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· Nov 18, 2025
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
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· Nov 18, 2025
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· Nov 16, 2025
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You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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· Nov 17, 2025
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· Nov 15, 2025
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