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With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA - Article image
Sports · Nov 11, 2025 · 49
With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA

MIAMI, FL - Now that a majority of players have been arrested on charges of illegal sports gambling, the Miami Heat announced that the golden retrieve...

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WOODSTOCK, ME - Political commentator Tucker Carlson sparked controversy this week when he welcomed Bigfoot onto his show to discuss how mind-controll...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C. area will finally be able to say that they have job...

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PEARLY GATES - Heavenly sources confirmed that Saint Peter had grown weary running the front desk of Heaven due to the number of questions he continua...

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U.S. - Banks across the United States announced today that they would now require an applicant's grandkids to co-sign on a 50-year mortgage "just in c...
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