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8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account - Article image
Media · Feb 7, 2026 · 45
8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account

Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it's critical to give posts a once-over b...

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Politics · Feb 6, 2026 · 74
Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With President Trump and Republicans campaigning hard to shore up election integrity in the U.S., congressional Democrats agreed to...

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Media · Feb 7, 2026 · 65
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Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol
Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol
Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol - Featured article image
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U.S. - After watching several videos of anti-ICE protesters viciously hunting people down to check their papers, an impressed President Trump announce...

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Sports · Feb 6, 2026 · 97
Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.

SANTA CLARA, CA - The NFL confirmed that this year's Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to give everyon...

Sports · Feb 6, 2026 · 97
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Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S. - Featured article image
SANTA CLARA, CA - The NFL confirmed that this year's Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to give everyon...
Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting - Article image
Media · Feb 7, 2026 · 65
Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting

U.S. - In a deep loss for the nation, the mass layoffs at The Washington Post have left no one to monitor how racist birds are becoming.

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