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· Nov 16, 2025
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Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven
WORLD - In an event the likes of which haven't been seen in decades, millions of people converted to Christianity after learning there is no Microsoft...
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· Nov 16, 2025
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Bible Scholars: Paul’s Third Letter To Corinthians Was Rejected For Clearly Being AI-Generated
OXFORD - After much deliberation, an international team of Bible scholars has recently determined that an alleged third letter of Paul to the Corinthi...
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· Nov 13, 2025
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· Nov 13, 2025
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Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill
WOODSTOCK, ME - On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War II, controversial media personality Tucker Carl...
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· Nov 14, 2025
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Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas
FRAMINGHAM, MA - Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove an icepick in your ears will be possibl...
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· Nov 14, 2025
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Shoe Manufacturers Rush To Design New Nickel Loafers
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· Nov 12, 2025
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Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C. area will finally be able to say that they have job...
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· Nov 11, 2025
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Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews
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· Nov 10, 2025
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· Nov 12, 2025
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Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow
HEAVEN - After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of his life to God, only to find himself in line r...
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· Oct 31, 2025
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