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California Threatens To Send More Of Its Citizens To Other States If They Don't Give In To Its Demands - Article image
U.S. · May 7, 2026 · 22
California Threatens To Send More Of Its Citizens To Other States If They Don't Give In To Its Demands

SACRAMENTO, CA - Gavin Newsom, while hiding in a cave in the Sierra Nevada, has released a new video threatening to send more Californians to red stat...

Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church - Article image
Church · May 6, 2026 · 50
Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church

MOBILE, AL - Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist Church of Mobil...

Here Is Everything You Need To Know About The Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni Case - Article image
Celebs · May 6, 2026 · 69
Here Is Everything You Need To Know About The Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni Case

The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and actor Justin Baldoni. With so much co...
Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton's Personal Stationery
Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton's Personal Stationery
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Crime · May 7, 2026 · 23

U.S. - A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have been written on Hillary Clinton's ...

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Life · May 7, 2026 · 4
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SILVER SPRING, MD - The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a collective, definitely deserve a ...

Life · May 7, 2026 · 4
National Association Of Dogs Announce They Deserve A Little Treat

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SILVER SPRING, MD - The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a collective, definitely deserve a ...
Here Is Everything You Need To Know About The Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni Case - Article image
Celebs · May 6, 2026 · 69
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The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and actor Justin Baldoni. With so much co...

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President Donald Trump announced this week that he was reinstating the Presidential Fitness Test to evaluate the physical health of America's public s...
We Asked 100 Women The Most Attractive Quality In A Man And They All Agreed It's Painting Tiny Warhammer Figures - Article image
Culture · May 6, 2026 · 48
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What a culture finds appealing in the opposite sex can evolve over time. So we polled 100 different women to see what they considered the most attract...
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Politics · May 5, 2026 · 44
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U.S. - Members of the Democratic Party from across the nation issued a statement clarifying that everyone is an evil Nazi except that one guy running ...
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Politics · May 6, 2026 · 65
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state's next leader, the latest polls showed that a turd on a S...

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