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Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated - Article image
U.S. · Nov 26, 2025 · 129
Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated

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Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom - Article image
Theology · Nov 26, 2025 · 71
Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom

HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sources at the White House say that Marco Rubio spent a full hour and a half telling the other little guys at the Thanksgiving kids...

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Family · Nov 26, 2025 · 38
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BOISE, ID - Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year they get to see their Thanksgiving turkey explode in an...

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Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom

HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.

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