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· Nov 28, 2025
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‘No Thanks,’ Says Hungry Homeless Man After Being Offered Marshmallow Jello Salad
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - New reports indicated that local homeless man John Brill politely yet firmly refused a passerby's offer of free leftover marshmall...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom
HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.
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· Nov 26, 2025
· 147
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· Nov 27, 2025
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Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal
MOULTONBOROUGH, NH - To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules allowing for 2-min...
Scripture
· Nov 24, 2025
· 64
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
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· Nov 25, 2025
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CHICAGO, IL - A Chicago judge ruled this week that a man previously arrested 23 times for various crimes would be totally rehabilitated if let off the...
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 79
Experts Say AI Could Replace The Jobs Of Not Only Humans, But Also Lawyers
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 75
Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game And Getting PhD In Quantum Physics
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Sources close to local man Bradley Mudd say that the 28-year-old is currently torn between learning a new board game and getting hi...
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· Nov 24, 2025
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 73
Nice Day Outdoors Drinking With The Boys Keeps Getting Interrupted By Having To Hit Little White Ball
SAN DIEGO, CA - What had started out as a perfectly enjoyable outing with friends turned sour today, as a local man's nice day outdoors drinking with ...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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· Nov 24, 2025
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