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Pro Athlete Struck By Lightning After Failing To Thank Jesus Christ For Victory - Article image
Sports · Jan 22, 2026 · 29
Pro Athlete Struck By Lightning After Failing To Thank Jesus Christ For Victory

U.S. - Tragedy unfolded at a sporting event over the weekend, as a professional athlete was struck by lightning after unexcusably failing to thank Jes...

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Worldviews · Jan 22, 2026 · 56
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