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· Apr 8, 2026
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Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to prepare for the worst as President Don...
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· Apr 8, 2026
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Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote
NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL - Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the Apple TV Remote.
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· 63
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· Apr 6, 2026
· 89
'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon
SPACE - Astronaut Christina Koch reportedly played a pivotal role in the success of NASA's Artemis II lunar mission on Monday when she helpfully screa...
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· Apr 7, 2026
· 48
Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump put Iran on notice, stating that this was his final warning before he would send Bruce Springsteen to perfor...
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· Apr 7, 2026
· 59
The New Season Of 'Californians Move To Texas' Is Finally Here
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· Apr 6, 2026
· 69
France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No One Surrendered To The Nazis
PARIS - On Monday, French officials questioned how the United States could classify the airman rescue mission a success when no one surrendered to the...
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· Apr 6, 2026
· 45
Critics Blast 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted the film for its flimsy plotting and not maki...
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· Apr 6, 2026
· 45
It's Getting Serious: Trump Triple Dog Dares Iran To Keep Strait Of Hormuz Closed
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump's threats to the Iranian regime escalated drastically over the holiday weekend, with the President issuing a...
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· Apr 4, 2026
· 63
NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
HOUSTON, TX - With the toilet aboard Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been...
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· Mar 12, 2026
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· Mar 12, 2026
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