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· Jan 7, 2026
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· 57
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· 34
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· Jan 6, 2026
· 69
Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn't Like
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· Jan 6, 2026
· 54
Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
WILMINGTON, DE - With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was notified tha...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 86
Tim Walz Retiring To Spend More Time In Prison‬
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 87
7 Simple Ways To Be A Better Christian This Year
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 58
Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 65
Liberals Quickly Change 'No Kings' Signs To Read 'Yes Kings' In Support Of Maduro
U.S. - Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government's arrest of Nicolás Maduro by quickly switching their "NO KINGS" s...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 48
Thoughtful Husband Purposely Does Numerous Things Wrong Because He Knows How Much His Wife Loves Nagging
TWIN FALLS, ID - A thoughtful husband is being recognized for purposely doing numerous things wrong because he knows how much his wife loves nagging.
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