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'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast - Article image
Christian Living · Nov 30, 2025 · 20
'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast

PHILADELPHIA, PA - Local man Dan Flannigan prayed this morning for the Lord to bless to the nourishment of his body the six kinds of leftover pie he w...

Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives - Article image
Life · Nov 30, 2025 · 18
Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives

BEAUMONT, TX - Local man Michael Strong looked wistfully out the window, longing for the good old days when Black Friday shopping was all in person an...

Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag - Article image
Finance · Nov 30, 2025 · 24
Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag

RENO, NV - After missing out on Black Friday shopping, local man Chris Rogers was forced to purchase a new television for the exact same price but wit...
Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder
Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder
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Crime · Nov 28, 2025 · 85

PORTLAND, OR - A turkey that had previously been pardoned by former President Joe Biden four times was reportedly arrested in connection with a violen...

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Life · Nov 27, 2025 · 121
Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year

Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.

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Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year

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Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.
Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag - Article image
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RENO, NV - After missing out on Black Friday shopping, local man Chris Rogers was forced to purchase a new television for the exact same price but wit...

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Life · Nov 28, 2025 · 62
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - New reports indicated that local homeless man John Brill politely yet firmly refused a passerby's offer of free leftover marshmall...
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OXFORD - One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels took on a whole new meaning this week, as a team of scholars revealed that they ...
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