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· May 23, 2026
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Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats By Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle
BANGOR, ME - Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner has smoothed things over with supporters by covering up his Nazi death squad tattoo with a new...
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· May 22, 2026
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Church Hack: Explain To Everyone Stacking Chairs That You'd Love To Help, But Your Spiritual Gift Is Encouragement
Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go stack some chairs? Consider telling everyone you...
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· May 22, 2026
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Trump Surprises Don Jr. With Beautiful Wedding Gift Of Cuba
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump confirmed on Friday that, instead of attending his son's wedding in the Bahamas, he had a very special surpr...
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· May 22, 2026
· 43
Tulsi Gabbard Forced To Resign After Trump Discovers She's Not Blonde
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was forced to resign on Friday after President Donald Trump discovered that she's n...
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· May 21, 2026
· 76
Hunter Biden's Reputation In Ruins After Talking To Candace Owens
U.S. - After sitting down for an interview with podcaster Candace Owens, Hunter Biden's reputation was reportedly in ruins.
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· May 20, 2026
· 105
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
LOUISVILLE, KY - Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of his primary defeat.
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· May 21, 2026
· 53
White Smoke Rises From Los Angeles, Signaling Karen Bass Is Still Mayor
LOS ANGELES, CA - White smoke was once again seen rising from the city of Los Angeles, signaling that Karen Bass was still mayor.
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· May 20, 2026
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Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them
U.S. - Following news that Representative Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun offering media per...
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· May 19, 2026
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