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· Sep 25, 2026
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Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists
AMARILLO, TX - During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he beg...
Theology
· Sep 24, 2026
· 70
Heaven Confirms People Who Line The Dashboards Of Their Jeeps With Little Duckies Will Not Inherit The Kingdom Of God
HEAVEN - A representative of Heaven confirmed on Thursday that people who line the dashboards of their Jeeps with little duckies will not inherit the ...
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· Sep 24, 2026
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'The Babylon Bee' Hires Stanford University To Take New Staff Photo
U.S. - The Babylon Bee is excited to publicly release our first official staff photo in five years, with a huge thanks to the expert visual media team...
Celebs
· Sep 23, 2026
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Ms. Rachel Announces Herbie The Puppet Has Joined Hamas As A Child Soldier
NEW YORK, NY - In a very special new episode of her popular YouTube children's program, content creator Ms. Rachel announced that her beloved sidekick...
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· Sep 23, 2026
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10 Amazing Heavenly Rewards You'll Get When People Persecute You For Jesus
The Bible tells us that when you're a Christian, things can get pretty rough - especially in countries other than the United States. Thankfully, there...
Business
· Sep 24, 2026
· 69
Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements
DENVER, CO - A major airline company announced that it had carefully considered all its employees and made sure that the most heavily accented person ...
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Health
· Sep 23, 2026
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Canada Clarifies That By 'Assisted Suicide' They Mean 'Totally Unsolicited Murder'
NEW YORK, NY - Speaking at the UN this week, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney clarified their Medical Assistance in Dying (MAID) program, explainin...
Religion
· Sep 22, 2026
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Muslims Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million
WORLD - The international Muslim community issued a collective statement this week explaining that it would be unfair to judge their religion based on...
Media
· Sep 23, 2026
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Update: 'The Babylon Bee' Now The Only News Outlet Left In America With White House Credentials
Several media outlets have officially walked out of the White House Press Corps in solidarity with CNN, MS NOW, and Politico after President Trump ban...
World
· Sep 23, 2026
· 48
Iranian President Addresses UN While Holding A Thermal Detonator
NEW YORK, NY - Fear spread rapidly at today's session of the General Assembly as, in a tense moment, the Iranian president addressed the United Nation...
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· Sep 24, 2026
· 68
Rejected Headlines From The Funny Farm
Every Babylon Bee headline is grown 100% organic and non-GMO on our 100-acre satire farm with no pesticides, from our seed to your table. But, even wi...
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· Sep 22, 2026
· 49
Bonus List: 10 Exciting Games Coming To Trump's New Arcade Site
The White House has officially launched its own video game site, where users can play several classic games like Tetris and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!. ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
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25 Years Later...
Today is an emotional day for a lot of us. It marks the anniversary of the day the largest terrorist attack on American soil was carried out, taking t...
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· Sep 7, 2026
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Happy Labor Day 2026!
Did you know that Labor Day became a federal holiday on June 28, 1894, after being signed into law by President Grover Cleveland? Well, now you do.
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