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Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students - Article image
U.S. · Feb 26, 2026 · 24
Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students

SHOREVIEW, MN - In the latest in a long line of cruel, heartless atrocities it has committed, the Trump administration has just stripped federal fundi...

Iran Says They Will Rain Death And Destruction On The U.S. If They Are Bombed Two More Times - Article image
World · Feb 26, 2026 · 26
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GENEVA - Amid ongoing negotiations over Tehran's nuclear program, Iran's Supreme Leader unequivocally informed the United States that they would rain ...

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U.S. · Feb 26, 2026 · 26
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CHAPPAQUA, NY - A lifelong politician whose name appeared on the Epstein list was questioned today by other politicians whose names were on the Epstei...

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Catholics (and, to a lesser extent, Orthodox) like to sneer at Protestants, but being a Protestant comes with some amazing perks. For example, did you...
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U.S. · Feb 26, 2026 · 26
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U.S. - Shockwaves were felt among the conservative influencer sphere this week, as one bold, right-wing truth-teller very carefully chose his words so...

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