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Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually - Article image
Media · Feb 6, 2026 · 51
Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Over 300 "journalists" were reportedly caught totally off guard this week when an obsolete media outlet that loses in excess of $10...

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U.S. · Feb 6, 2026 · 17
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Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person - Article image
Science · Feb 6, 2026 · 18
Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person

U.S. - A study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) appeared to demonstrate that women experiencing childbirth feel almost the same am...
Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.
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Sports · Feb 6, 2026 · 32

SANTA CLARA, CA - The NFL confirmed that this year's Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to give everyon...

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Life · Feb 5, 2026 · 56
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Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person - Article image
Science · Feb 6, 2026 · 18
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