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· Sep 10, 2026
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Analysis: Tennis Least Gay Of All The Gay Sports
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9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ
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· Sep 10, 2026
· 58
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
DALLAS, TX - In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if voters defeat socialism in November, the...
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· Sep 9, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 74
'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus
PALO ALTO, CA - As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming powerful enough to kill all humanity, Silicon Vall...
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· Sep 9, 2026
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9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 75
Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
PLYMOUTH, MA - In the wake of Lindsay Clancy's murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly accused the lone holdout juror of being ...
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 60
GOP Heads To Dallas For Advice From Cowboys On Blowing It In November
DALLAS, TX - With the pivotal midterm elections less than two months away, the nation's most prominent members of the Republican Party prepared to gat...
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· Sep 8, 2026
· 81
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a reque...
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 57
Dave Ramsey Appalled As Millennial Caller Admits He's Paid Full Price For 'Ocarina Of Time' On 7 Different Occasions
U.S. - The Ramsey Show was cut short on Wednesday when host Dave Ramsey became obviously frustrated with a millennial caller who confessed to paying f...
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