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· Feb 25, 2026
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Democrats Refuse To Stand As Trump Introduces Jesus
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a night where lawmakers raised eyebrows by remaining glued to their seats throughout the president's State of the Union address,...
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· Feb 25, 2026
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Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID
NEW YORK CITY - With winter storms pounding the Northeast, black New Yorkers were sadly left unable to shovel their driveways as none of them have a g...
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Thomas Massie To Hold His Own State Of The Union On Street Corner Outside A T.J. Maxx
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Man Scores Killer Discount On Flights To Puerto Vallarta
World · Feb 24, 2026
· 55
Trump Adds Take-A-Number Ticket Dispenser At Mar-A-Lago For Would-Be Assassins
Politics · Feb 24, 2026
· 50
Trump Hires Team USA Goalie To Guard Southern Border
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· Feb 23, 2026
· 124
Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are st...
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· Feb 24, 2026
· 64
Congress Confused By State Of Union From President Who Can Talk
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congress stared in confusion this evening, puzzled by hearing a speech from a President who can say words and sentences.
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· Feb 24, 2026
· 92
Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed ...
Politics
· Feb 23, 2026
· 50
Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank
ATLANTA, GA - While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, C...
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· Feb 22, 2026
· 77
Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 174
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
Christian Living
· Feb 23, 2026
· 52
Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent
CAMBRIDGE, MA - Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent...
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· Feb 22, 2026
· 69
Canada Now Officially An American Province
U.S. - After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada has been officially declared an American pro...
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· Feb 24, 2026
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State Of The Union Reaction Thread
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· Feb 19, 2026
· 21
New Video - The Buzz #038: This Country Is Going To The Dogs
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· Feb 13, 2026
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New Video - The Buzz #037: The Super Bowl Halftime Show Wasn’t That Bad
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· Feb 12, 2026
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New Video - How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE
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