Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor - Article image
Politics · Apr 1, 2026 · 43
Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the Supreme Court hearing arguments today over birthright citizenship, President Trump cleverly snuck his way onto the bench b...
Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board - Article image
Politics · Mar 31, 2026 · 54
Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As hostilities in the Middle East extended into a second month, White House sources confirmed that President Donald Trump had offic...
Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest - Article image
U.S. · Apr 1, 2026 · 41
Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reported...
NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon - Featured article image
Life · Apr 1, 2026 · 49
MERRITT ISLAND, FL - In one of the biggest April Fools' jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again to actually be going to the moon.
In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue - Article image
U.S. · Apr 1, 2026 · 34
In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.