U.S. — Following his inspiring appearance at TPUSA's All-American Halftime Show and increased popularity among Christian conservatives, musician Kid Rock was notified that his 1999 hit song "Bawitdaba" would be added to hymnals in churches across the country.
Though long known for his "bad boy" rock-and-roll persona, Kid Rock stirred the hearts of millions with a Gospel-tinged rendition of his song "Til' You Can't," leading patriotic pastors and congregants throughout the United States to add the iconic "Bawitdaba" to their church's hymnals.
"It's a beautiful, uplifting song," said Phil Gergerson, a Southern Baptist pastor. "It's really an anthem of praise, when you think about it and ponder over the words. ‘And this is for the questions that don't have answers, the midnight glancers and the topless dancers, the gander freaks cars packed with speakers, the Gs with the 40s and the chicks with beepers.' It's hard not to get emotional when you sing those lyrics. Joy just overflows from your heart."
Conservative Christians in America were adamant that the song belonged with all the most beloved hymns of generations past. "Bad Bunny is a vile degenerate, but ‘Bawitdaba' is profound truth," said one church member in a social media post. "What better way to offer up praise and honor to the Almighty God than singing a song that says, ‘The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook, and for D.B. Cooper and the money he took, you can look for answers, but that ain't fun, now get in the pit and try to love someone.' See? It's about love."
At publishing time, worship leaders at churches in America had also added Kid Rock's "Cowboy" to their worship sets for this coming Sunday morning.
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