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The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2026
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· Dec 17, 2025
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Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration
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· Dec 16, 2025
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Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
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· Dec 15, 2025
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Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
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· Dec 16, 2025
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Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed 'J Is For Jihad' Episode
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· Dec 15, 2025
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To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah
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· Dec 15, 2025
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· Dec 14, 2025
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FAKE NEWS: Media Reports Mass Shooting In Australia But That's Impossible Because Guns Are Illegal There
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· Dec 13, 2025
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Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It
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· Dec 15, 2025
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Kid Who Didn't Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious
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· Dec 11, 2025
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· Dec 11, 2025
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· Dec 8, 2025
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· Dec 5, 2025
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