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· Oct 16, 2026
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Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers
LOS ANGELES, CA - Hours after being swept out of the playoffs by the Milwaukee Brewers, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that the organization had pu...
Celebs
· Oct 16, 2026
· 4
Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles
JUPITER ISLAND, FL - Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he's flippe...
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· Oct 15, 2026
· 62
Ilhan Omar To Be Deported To Dearborn, Michigan
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Federal immigration authorities announced today that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar would be deported from the United States to Dearborn,...
Crime
· Oct 12, 2026
· 113
9 Things DHS Found In Raid Of Ilhan Omar’s House
Federal agents raided Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home on Monday as part of an investigation into potential immigration fraud. According to highly plac...
Life
· Oct 15, 2026
· 57
Is Today Your Wife's Birthday? Know The Signs
Hey, friend, you might be ready to relax, but before you do, you should ask yourself one question first: Is it your wife's birthday today?
Tech
· Oct 14, 2026
· 59
Test Yourself: Can You Tell Which Of These Images Is Real And Which Is AI-Generated?
As artificial intelligence continues to advance, it's becoming harder and hard to tell what's real and what isn't. Can you tell which is which? Test y...
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· Oct 13, 2026
· 72
Democrats Warn Trump Of Dangerous Precedent Set By Law Enforcement Raiding Homes Of Political Opponents
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following this week's DHS raid on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home, Democrats warned President Donald Trump that using law enforceme...
Politics
· Oct 14, 2026
· 61
Feds Inform Omar This All Could Have Been Legal If She Lived In Arkansas
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the Minnesota congresswoman still under scrutiny for alleged immigration violations, federal investigators informed Ilhan Omar...
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· Oct 13, 2026
· 89
8 Little-Known Perks Of Becoming A Christian
If you're considering becoming Christian, you've probably heard all of the big, flashy benefits, such as being cleansed of your sins and welcomed into...
Entertainment
· Oct 14, 2026
· 37
Experts Theorize That Ancient Peoples From 1990s Were Able To Make A Season Of A TV Show In Less Than 3 Years
LOS ANGELES, CA - A bold new study theorizes that ancient peoples from the 1990s were able to make a season of a TV show in less than three years.
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· Oct 16, 2026
· 7
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 16, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week -- and to save our dear readers from the dread...
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· Oct 15, 2026
· 31
10 Times 'The Babylon Bee' Roasted Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Omar is an amazing congresswoman. The Babylon Bee would know, since we've been following her political career very closely and are among her big...
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· Oct 14, 2026
· 47
More Rejected Headlines That Were Cast Into The Fires Of Mount Doom
A well-crafted Babylon Bee headline can be powerful; a kernel of truth wrapped up in pithy humor that can be wielded for good against lies of the evil...
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· Oct 13, 2026
· 70
Open Discussion Thread: Livestreaming The Execution
The Babylon Bee reported the latest breaking news about the upcoming America 250 Execution Spectacular:
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