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· Jan 8, 2026
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Democrats took to social media following the deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis to demand to know why the agents can't just shoot ca...
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· Jan 8, 2026
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· Jan 7, 2026
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· Jan 7, 2026
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Democrats Once Again Threaten Civil War To Stop Republicans From Taking Away Their Slave Laborers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not stop taking away their slave labo...
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· Jan 6, 2026
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Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn't Like
WASHINGTON, D.C. - On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered together once again to solemnl...
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· Jan 6, 2026
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Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
WILMINGTON, DE - With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was notified tha...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 87
Tim Walz Retiring To Spend More Time In Prison‬
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· Dec 15, 2021
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First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 87
7 Simple Ways To Be A Better Christian This Year
If you're hoping to make good on your New Year's resolution to become a better Christian, then you've come to the right place. The staff of The Babylo...
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· Jan 6, 2026
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Mamdani Tunes Into ‘The View’ To Receive His Classified Morning Briefing
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