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· Oct 24, 2025
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King Aragorn Demos Part Of Minas Tirith To Make Way For New Ballroom
MINAS TIRITH - A portion of the White City was reportedly demolished by King Aragorn to make way for a new ballroom, sparking criticism from the city'...
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· Oct 24, 2025
· 55
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· Oct 23, 2025
· 80
WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren't Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball
U.S. - In light of the NBA's recent gambling scandal, WNBA players assured federal agents that they don't miss easy layups to throw games, they just s...
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· Oct 24, 2025
· 44
Blue Jays To Start World Series With 7-Run Deficit As Trump Imposes Tariff On Foreign Teams
TORONTO - The American League champions received discouraging news on Friday, as the Toronto Blue Jays were notified that they would start the World S...
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· Oct 23, 2025
· 91
10 Coolest Features Of Trump's New White House Ballroom
President Donald Trump's project to construct a new grand ballroom at the White House has been grabbing all the headlines, but have you heard about al...
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· Oct 24, 2025
· 54
Animatronic ICE Agents Raid Disneyland’s ‘It’s A Small World’
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· Oct 22, 2025
· 52
Trump Declares White House 'ICE Free Zone' Until Construction On New Ballroom Is Done
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has declared the White House a no-go zone for ICE raids until construction is completed on the new ballroom.
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· Oct 23, 2025
· 76
Congress Reassures Nation Government Shutdown Will Not Affect Paychecks For Congress
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· Oct 20, 2025
· 209
Here Are All The Things Accomplished By Last Weekend's 'No Kings' Protests
Thanks to all of the "No Kings" protests that took place across the United States over the weekend, we now live in a completely different world. There...
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· Oct 22, 2025
· 79
Rebel Alliance Warns Obama's Presidential Library Almost Fully Operational
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Leaders within the Rebel Alliance have recently warned that Obama's Presidential Library is almost fully operational.
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