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· Mar 25, 2026
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BRENTWOOD, TN - The man who pushed over Jack Reacher's motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has announced that he will next go shoo...
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· Mar 25, 2026
· 25
Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Just minutes before President Donald Trump announced a peace deal with Iran was close, a mysterious investor named "Pancy_Nelosi" p...
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· Mar 24, 2026
· 63
Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A
U.S. - Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted that wait times were eliminated a...
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· Mar 23, 2026
· 96
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U.S. - CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the conflict resolved. In light of this major update...
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· Mar 23, 2026
· 67
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· Mar 24, 2026
· 30
Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line
NEW YORK, NY - A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn't worth the trouble after spending three hours in the TS...
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· Mar 23, 2026
· 74
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· Mar 24, 2026
· 50
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball
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· Mar 23, 2026
· 82
TSA Reduces Delays By Eliminating Colonoscopy Portion Of Search
U.S. - The Transportation Security Administration announced this morning that it would be ending the practice of performing colonoscopies on travelers...
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