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El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut - Article image
Politics · Aug 26, 2026 · 73
El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut

LANSING, MI - During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading of infidels, explainin...

In Honor Of Dolly Parton, Man To Attempt To Work All The Way From 9 To 5 - Article image
Life · Aug 26, 2026 · 91
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U.S. · Aug 26, 2026 · 58
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - One of the nation's loudest progressive voices issued a strong defense on his own behalf this week, as commentator Hasan Piker sa...
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Politics · Aug 27, 2026 · 21

U.S. - Democratic politicians began distancing themselves from podcaster and campaign surrogate Hasan Piker after realizing that Piker was wearing a s...

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Business · Aug 25, 2026 · 101
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Retail giant Target came under fire this week for selling a "Blacklight Circus Clown Halloween Costume," which essentially amounted to a kid in blackf...
Hasan Piker Says Anyone Trying To Twist His Words As Antisemitic Is A Dirty Lying Jew - Article image
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