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Pam Bondi Honors Charlie Kirk's Legacy By Doing Exact Opposite Of Charlie Kirk - Article image
Politics · Sep 16, 2025 · 17
Pam Bondi Honors Charlie Kirk's Legacy By Doing Exact Opposite Of Charlie Kirk

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As millions of Americans continued to mourn several days after the assassination of a prominent conservative leader, U.S. Attorney ...

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Church · Sep 16, 2025 · 37
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Recent events and turmoil have more people flocking to church now than they have in years, leading to a new wave of visitors who may be unfamiliar wit...

JD Vance To Leave Politics To Host 'Lord Of The Rings' Fan Podcast - Article image
Celebs · Sep 16, 2025 · 34
JD Vance To Leave Politics To Host 'Lord Of The Rings' Fan Podcast

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a successful outing as guest host of The Charlie Kirk Show, Vice President JD Vance has decided to leave politics behind ...
'New York Times' Issues Minor Clarification That Charlie Kirk Said 'Hitler Is Bad', Not 'Hitler Is Good'
'New York Times' Issues Minor Clarification That Charlie Kirk Said 'Hitler Is Bad', Not 'Hitler Is Good'
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Media · Sep 16, 2025 · 23

NEW YORK, NY - Responding to public outcry to set the record straight after a terrible act of political violence launched the debate about dangerous r...

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Life · Sep 16, 2025 · 36
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Lots of people have been losing their jobs over the last several days as a result of hateful things they posted on social media regarding the killing ...

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Lots of people have been losing their jobs over the last several days as a result of hateful things they posted on social media regarding the killing ...
JD Vance To Leave Politics To Host 'Lord Of The Rings' Fan Podcast - Article image
Celebs · Sep 16, 2025 · 34
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a successful outing as guest host of The Charlie Kirk Show, Vice President JD Vance has decided to leave politics behind ...

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U.S. - Experts revealed that an estimated 12 million new Charlie Kirks had been created overnight following the murder of the conservative leader earl...
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Worldviews · Sep 15, 2025 · 63
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CHICAGO, IL - In what has been described as a disturbing "canceling" trend sweeping across social media, a local leftist was fired from her job simply...
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Crime · Sep 15, 2025 · 59
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