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· May 26, 2026
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Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma
TUCSON, AZ - Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his diploma after the teen expressed frustration at...
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· May 25, 2026
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Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out ‘Hey Gurl’
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· May 25, 2026
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Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year's Guests Dead From E. Coli
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· May 25, 2026
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Review: 'The Mandalorian And Grogu' Is A Fun Enough Flick — But It Utterly Fails To Mention Anything About Freeing Palestine
The first Star Wars feature film in seven years should have been a grand event. But from the moment the opening text rolled, it was clear something wa...
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· May 22, 2026
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10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After 'Late Show' Finale
Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show, leaving him on the hunt for his next profession...
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· May 24, 2026
· 44
Media To Just Start Reporting When Trump Wasn't Shot At
U.S. - After yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump yesterday, the national media has agreed to just start reporting when Tr...
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· May 21, 2026
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· May 21, 2026
· 77
Hunter Biden's Reputation In Ruins After Talking To Candace Owens
U.S. - After sitting down for an interview with podcaster Candace Owens, Hunter Biden's reputation was reportedly in ruins.
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Entertainment
· May 21, 2026
· 67
Nation Looks Forward To Not Watching Stephen Colbert One Last Time
U.S. - With The Late Show scheduled to end its 33-year run on Thursday night, the nation was looking forward to not watching Stephen Colbert one last ...
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