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· Jul 30, 2026
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To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory 'Safety Camps' For Jewish Residents
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday he introduced mandatory "safety camps" for J...
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· Jul 30, 2026
· 76
California DMV Worker Requests Interpreter To Assist Customer Who Speaks English
CHULA VISTA, CA - A worker at the California Department of Motor Vehicles requested an interpreter to help translate for a helpless minority customer ...
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· Jul 29, 2026
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Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens' Theories That Proved To Be Correct
There are a lot of grifters and charlatans in the podcast world who are sadly willing to say any outlandish thing to make a buck - but on the other ha...
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· Jul 29, 2026
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8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To
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· Jul 29, 2026
· 85
Science Pleads The 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Science has declined to answer any questions to avoid incriminating itself for crimes it may have committed.
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· Jul 28, 2026
· 80
Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a touching moment, Senator Mitch McConnell honored his late friend and colleague, Lindsey Graham, with a solemn 47-day moment of...
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· Jul 28, 2026
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The Babylon Bee's Woman Of The Year Is Elliot Page
The Babylon Bee has selected Elliot Page as its annual Woman of the Year.
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· Jul 27, 2026
· 52
$200,000 Spent On Travel Ball Finally Pays Off With Son’s $500 College Scholarship
FLORENCE, SC - The $200,000 invested by the Benson family on their son Brayden's travel baseball team finally paid off, as he earned a $500 scholarshi...
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· May 19, 2026
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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Worldviews
· Jul 28, 2026
· 52
8 Signs Your Car Might Have Been Radicalized
There are a lot of voices out there. Do you know which ones your car is listening to? If you're not careful, your own vehicle may fall under the spell...
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How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
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