Babylon Bee logo Babylon Bee logo
News Bee Minus Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Bee Minus
Newsletter
Shop
Search
Babylon Bee Babylon Bee
News Bee Minus Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Trending
Newsletter
Shop
Search
Skip to main content
Millions Gather To Express Total Ignorance About Political System - Article image
U.S. · Oct 18, 2025 · 181
Millions Gather To Express Total Ignorance About Political System

U.S. - Millions of Americans took to the streets today in order to express to the world their total and absolute ignorance about the political system ...

Child Psychologists Now Say Screen Time Is OK For Toddlers As Long As You're Showing Them 'Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World' - Article image
Family · Mar 26, 2026 · 49
Child Psychologists Now Say Screen Time Is OK For Toddlers As Long As You're Showing Them 'Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World'

BETHESDA, MD - A leading group of child psychologists suggested screen time is now considered "OK" for toddlers as long as you are showing them the hi...

12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids - Article image
Family · Mar 27, 2026 · 75
12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids

Don't be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home alone with the kids for hours - or even days - on end. Knowing what to do ...
Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car
Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car
Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car - Featured article image
Celebs · Mar 28, 2026 · 58

JUPITER, FL - The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where the Asian half of Tiger Woods had wrecked his c...

Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup - Article image
U.S. · Mar 28, 2026 · 64
Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup

BOSTON, MA - Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the "No Kings" rally today after a multi-scooter pileup as the protest crossed Tremo...

U.S. · Mar 28, 2026 · 64
Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup

Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup - Featured article image
BOSTON, MA - Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the "No Kings" rally today after a multi-scooter pileup as the protest crossed Tremo...
12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids - Article image
Family · Mar 27, 2026 · 75
12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids

Don't be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home alone with the kids for hours - or even days - on end. Knowing what to do ...

Subscriber Headlines

To Select Next Supreme Leader, Iran Once Again Spins Wheel Of Ayatollahs

Mar 16, 2026 | Mr Hero


Trump Shows Off Pikachu Illustrator Card Given To Him By The Prime Minister Of Japan

Mar 19, 2026 | The Raider


Christian Woman Freezes Meals For Atheist Family For When Rapture Comes

Mar 25, 2026 | Twoplus2isChicken

Visit Forum


Latest

View All
Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In Iran - Article image
Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In Iran
World · Mar 28, 2026 · 34
TSA Agent Keeps Skills Sharp By Groping Mannequin At Home - Article image
TSA Agent Keeps Skills Sharp By Groping Mannequin At Home
U.S. · Mar 27, 2026 · 44
Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale - Article image
Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale
Business · Mar 27, 2026 · 48
Theologians Confirm Heaven's Streets Of Gold Will Have No Cyclists - Article image
Theologians Confirm Heaven's Streets Of Gold Will Have No Cyclists
Theology · Mar 26, 2026 · 71
Bible Receives Modern Update With 'Morally Gray Edition' - Article image
Bible Receives Modern Update With 'Morally Gray Edition'
Church · Mar 26, 2026 · 64
Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New 'Godfather' Sequel - Article image
Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New 'Godfather' Sequel
Entertainment · Mar 26, 2026 · 73

Buzzing

View All
49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California - Article image
U.S. · Mar 27, 2026 · 111
49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California

U.S. - To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of America, 49 states banded together this week to enac...
Trump Brags Oil Never Worth This Much Under Biden - Article image
Economy · Mar 27, 2026 · 75
Trump Brags Oil Never Worth This Much Under Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The wins just keep on coming, according to President Donald Trump, who bragged to the media on Friday that oil was never worth this...
Olympics Bans All Balls From Women's Sports - Article image
Sports · Mar 26, 2026 · 92
Olympics Bans All Balls From Women's Sports

LAUSANNE - In a landmark statement intended to simultaneously clarify lingering questions regarding trans athletes in events and prevent any potential...
Report: The Reason TV Shows Take So Long To Make Now Is Because They Film In The Dark - Article image
Entertainment · Mar 27, 2026 · 55
Report: The Reason TV Shows Take So Long To Make Now Is Because They Film In The Dark

U.S. - There are two major complaints about TV shows these days. One is that they take so long between seasons. Network TV used to put out 20-plus-epi...

Must Read

7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid - Article image
Sponsored · Mar 25, 2026 · 77
7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid

Kids these days. They're pushovers. Back in the old days, every kid knew how to work, fight, and smoke tobacco. How can parents today recapture that t...
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child - Article image
Sponsored · Dec 15, 2021 · 174
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child

First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground - Article image
U.S. · Mar 25, 2026 · 77
Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground

IRAN - The Pentagon has issued Crocs to the 82nd Airborne Division in order to allow President Trump to truthfully say that he has not put any boots o...
Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog - Article image
Entertainment · Mar 25, 2026 · 65
Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog

BRENTWOOD, TN - The man who pushed over Jack Reacher's motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has announced that he will next go shoo...

Don't Miss

Anonymous Sources/Demon Bread/Weird Christian Videos News Show 9.11.2020 - Article image
The Babylon Bee · Sep 11, 2020 · 35
Anonymous Sources/Demon Bread/Weird Christian Videos News Show 9.11.2020

To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans.
I Honestly Can Not Believe I'm Still Getting Away With This - Article image
I Honestly Can Not Believe I'm Still Getting Away With This
Celebs · Jun 29, 2016 · 17
FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails - Article image
FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails
U.S. · Sep 7, 2022 · 100
Bernie Sanders Changes Mind On Space Travel After Elon Musk Builds Him A Fourth Home On Mars - Article image
Bernie Sanders Changes Mind On Space Travel After Elon Musk Builds Him A Fourth Home On Mars
Tech · Mar 26, 2021 · 33
Trump Appeals To Voters With World Record 39-Minute Xbox Speedrun Of 'SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom' - Article image
Trump Appeals To Voters With World Record 39-Minute Xbox Speedrun Of 'SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom'
Politics · Oct 28, 2024 · 47
7 Ways To Spot An FBI Agent Twitter Profile - Article image
7 Ways To Spot An FBI Agent Twitter Profile
The Bee Explains · Jan 16, 2023 · 153
Peace, Harmony Break Out As More People Go Outside, Talk To Their Neighbors To Avoid Torturous Impeachment Hearings - Article image
Peace, Harmony Break Out As More People Go Outside, Talk To Their Neighbors To Avoid Torturous Impeachment Hearings
U.S. · Dec 4, 2019 · 7

Premium Content

View All
New On Bee Minus! The Buzz #041: The Matter With Muslims - Article image
Premium · Mar 12, 2026 · 25
New On Bee Minus! The Buzz #041: The Matter With Muslims

Muslims are in the news this week after two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City for what could have been a normal day enjoying the city ...
New Video - Which One Is A Terrorist? | Unconscious Bias Test - Article image
Premium · Mar 12, 2026 · 31
New Video - Which One Is A Terrorist? | Unconscious Bias Test

Do you think you can guess the terrorist in this thumbnail? If so, you are a racist. Unconscious bias is a type of systematically deeply integrated so...
New Video - News Media Successfully Avoids Reporting News - Article image
Premium · Mar 10, 2026 · 30
New Video - News Media Successfully Avoids Reporting News

Secret Service interrupts the most handsome President of the United States of America in the world to share some explosive news - unfortunately, it's ...
New Video - BREAKING: Iran Announces Their New Supreme Leader - Article image
Premium · Mar 5, 2026 · 49
New Video - BREAKING: Iran Announces Their New Supreme Leader

The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Leader - wait, they have now anno...

Greatest Hits

View All
Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air - Article image
Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air
Politics · Feb 18, 2019 · 28
Bill Clinton: 'Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct Should Disqualify A Man From Public Office' - Article image
Bill Clinton: 'Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct Should Disqualify A Man From Public Office'
Politics · Sep 25, 2018 · 13
Report: Internet Users Who Call For Attacking Other Countries Will Now Be Enlisted In The Military Automatically - Article image
Report: Internet Users Who Call For Attacking Other Countries Will Now Be Enlisted In The Military Automatically
Politics · Jun 21, 2019 · 25
Paw Patrol Replaces Chase The Cop With Karl The Antifa Rioter - Article image
Paw Patrol Replaces Chase The Cop With Karl The Antifa Rioter
Entertainment · Jun 11, 2020 · 58
Georgia Lawmaker Claims Chick-Fil-A Employee Told Her To Go Back To Her Country, Later Clarifies He Actually Said 'My Pleasure' - Article image
Georgia Lawmaker Claims Chick-Fil-A Employee Told Her To Go Back To Her Country, Later Clarifies He Actually Said 'My Pleasure'
Christian Living · Jul 22, 2019 · 24
Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person - Article image
Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person
Politics · Oct 15, 2018 · 21

All News

Support

  • Contact
  • About
  • Terms
  • Privacy

Our Sites

  • The Babylon Bee
  • Not the Bee

Socials

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • X (Twitter)

Other Links

  • YouTube
  • RSS
Facebook Instagram Twitter YouTube RSS

© 2026 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.