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· Dec 8, 2025
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INDIANAPOLIS, IN - In the wake of controversy over teams being snubbed and left out of the postseason championship tournament, the NCAA reluctantly co...
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· Dec 8, 2025
· 36
Atheist Looks Forward To The Warmth And Cheer Of Arbitrary Cultural Traditions With No Transcendent Meaning
NEW YORK CITY - Sources close to Gary Bard say that the long-time atheist is looking forward to the warmth and cheer of arbitrary cultural traditions ...
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· Dec 6, 2025
· 80
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· Dec 6, 2025
· 50
Nigerian Prince Scammed By Somali Immigrant
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· Dec 5, 2025
· 63
Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged
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· Dec 5, 2025
· 72
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· Dec 3, 2025
· 87
Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates
EAGAN, MN - In a move intended to better reflect the state's modern demographics and generate more interest in the team from the populace, the Minneso...
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· Dec 4, 2025
· 70
'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis
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· Dec 4, 2025
· 77
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· Dec 4, 2025
· 89
Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz held a press con...
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