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· Jan 8, 2026
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· Jan 7, 2026
· 64
Family Stages Intervention Over 40-Year-Old Dad's Skinny Jeans
DANSVILLE, NY - The Rodgers family reportedly recruited a social worker to help moderate what turned out to be an emotional intervention for Steve Rod...
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· Jan 7, 2026
· 59
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· Jan 6, 2026
· 76
Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn't Like
WASHINGTON, D.C. - On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered together once again to solemnl...
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· Jan 6, 2026
· 57
Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
WILMINGTON, DE - With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was notified tha...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 87
Tim Walz Retiring To Spend More Time In Prison‬
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Amid accusations connected to a massive fraud scandal, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced he will not seek reelection.
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 87
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 170
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 59
Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CA - Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy ...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 65
Liberals Quickly Change 'No Kings' Signs To Read 'Yes Kings' In Support Of Maduro
U.S. - Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government's arrest of Nicolás Maduro by quickly switching their "NO KINGS" s...
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