The increasing unrest around the globe has many people thinking the end of the world is imminent, which means the antichrist is getting ready to take the stage. But who will it be? It's a question that has fascinated theologians for thousands of years. Thankfully, with the proper amount of investigation, the list of potentials can be narrowed down.
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of the ten most likely candidates:
- Blippi: Honestly, a little too obvious.
- Oprah Winfrey: She can shape-shift sizes and seems to be ageless. Coincidence?
- Kathleen Kennedy: She has already overseen the destruction of the Star Wars galaxy... ours could be next.
- The guy with the leaf blower two houses down: Up there with Satan, for sure.
- Steve: The most likely suspect is always the most obvious one.
- Dora The Explorer: Millions of parents are nodding in silent agreement.
- Dane Cook: Notice how he totally disappeared the last few years? He's been planning his ascension and global conquest.
- Your Toddler: Be honest. The thought has crossed your mind.
- The Inventor Of One-Ply Toilet Paper: He wants all of us to experience the suffering of Job. Just like Satan.
- Junior Asparagus: We knew it!!
There you have it, folks. A definitive list of the ten most likely candidates to be the antichrist. Place your bets now!
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