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· Aug 18, 2026
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Gregorian Monk Releases BANGER New Chant
SOLESMES - Local monk Brother Anselm of the Abbey of Saint Pierre de Solesmes reportedly dropped what music critics were calling the most "bangin'" Gr...
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· Aug 17, 2026
· 66
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
PROVO, UT - A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for ...
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· Aug 17, 2026
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New 'X-Men' Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black
U.S. - Entertainment industry insiders predicted that the upcoming Marvel Studios X-Men reboot would flop after the producers chose to go woke and mak...
Sports
· Aug 17, 2026
· 68
WNBA Subreddit Bans Any Mention Of 'Women'
U.S. - The online Reddit community of WNBA fans announced that it had officially banned any and all mention of "women."
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· Aug 17, 2026
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Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
SPRINGFIELD, MO - St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts...
Life
· Aug 17, 2026
· 48
Powerball Winner Blows Entire Jackpot On Burrito
QUINCY, IL - The winner of the billion-dollar Powerball lottery was reportedly once again destitute after blowing the entire jackpot on a single burri...
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· Aug 14, 2026
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Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse
LOUISVILLE, KY - Churchill Downs Inc. (CDI), which manages the annual Kentucky Derby race, formed a committee this week to answer a question which wou...
Politics
· Aug 13, 2026
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Massachusetts Democrats Unveil Statue Of Molech At State Capitol
BOSTON, MA - The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thur...
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· Aug 13, 2026
· 125
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Colorado
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is a lark bunting. Bet you did...
Crime
· Aug 14, 2026
· 68
Candace: 'If You Don't Count The Video, DNA, Murder Weapon, Ballistics, Motive, Text Messages, And Multiple Confessions, There Is ZERO Evidence Against Tyler Robinson'
U.S. - Candace Owens completely dismantled the state's case against Tyler Robinson during a podcast episode on Monday, pointing out that if you don't ...
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· Aug 14, 2026
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Introducing the Beyond Parody Podcast
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· Jun 15, 2026
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How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
Sunday is the best day of the week. The coffee tastes a little bit better when enjoyed with the people of the Lord. How was church for you yesterday? ...
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· May 25, 2026
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