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· Mar 30, 2026
· 44
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U.S. - As baseball's opening weekend ended with the sports world buzzing about the new Automated Ball-Strike System changing the game, MLB umpires adm...
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· Mar 28, 2026
· 73
Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car
JUPITER, FL - The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where the Asian half of Tiger Woods had wrecked his c...
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· Mar 30, 2026
· 66
Atheist Has Killer New Argument Sure To Destroy Christianity — UPDATE: It Was Answered Over A Thousand Years Ago
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· Mar 29, 2026
· 82
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible
VATICAN CITY - Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, so long as you don't count King David, ...
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· Mar 29, 2026
· 43
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· Mar 27, 2026
· 79
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· Dec 15, 2021
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Economy
· Mar 27, 2026
· 76
Trump Brags Oil Never Worth This Much Under Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The wins just keep on coming, according to President Donald Trump, who bragged to the media on Friday that oil was never worth this...
Entertainment
· Mar 27, 2026
· 55
Report: The Reason TV Shows Take So Long To Make Now Is Because They Film In The Dark
U.S. - There are two major complaints about TV shows these days. One is that they take so long between seasons. Network TV used to put out 20-plus-epi...
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